Some Basic Rules
1) Do Not Read This Book Whilst Pissed
2) Do Not Shout At This Book After Reading This Book Whilst Pissed. It Is A Book. The Characters Cannot Hear You. They Are Fictional.
So yeah, Dominique’s a cow-bag, isn’t she? “Oh I’m going to make no fucking sense, I’m going to lead you round and round in ridiculous circles whilst crossing and uncrossing my perfect skinny ass legs, I’m going to drop priceless artifacts that some poor sod probably gave his LIFE rescuing from obscurity because I can. Worship me here.” Knobber.
Also, Catherine, strap on a fucking pair already. Strong female characters my business class sized ass.